Tag: light humor
group name: writecritiques
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January 02, 2009 05:44 AM EST --
If anyone knows the British TV show Keeping Up Appearances, then you will know of Hyacinth's monologues on her exclusive streamlined white phone. Patricia Routledge plays the part of Hyacinth and . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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December 12, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
A few things here in this disposition
A few names, Who is Who, icon screen look
Verification, soy sauce stains overlooked
First person line, 'Do you solemnly swear?'
Singing songs of consciousness, . . .
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January 01, 2009 07:05 AM EST --
I'm beginning 2009 with a rant and I'll try to keep it relevant in the present tense. Maybe I should say pretense in societal changes in the past 60 years. I was born in 1952 of course looked . . .
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . .
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December 23, 2007 07:31 PM EST --
'Santa, would you mind if I took a peek at your nice list?' Santa smiled and said, 'Of course William', so I open the book and to my surprise Elsie Duggan was #1. I said, 'Santa, . . .
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . .
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December 24, 2007 03:11 PM EST --
'Santa, While you're getting the rest of your sleigh loaded, may I take another peek at the Gather people in your book?' Santa said, 'Of course', but saw I had a worried look. I said, . . .
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July 10, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
Not since the hubbub surrounding Joe Jackson in the 1919 World Series have so many Americans said, 'Say it ain't so.' Many have just refused to believe this and when the Canadian Prime Minister . . .
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September 15, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Not to bore you with the meticulous preparations to save Bessie, I will slice right into the drama. It was Saturday and Bessie was to become a ‘prime cut' star. Wilma had been in a cranky mood as . . .
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November 04, 2008 02:27 PM EST --
The first school dance . Jeffrey wanted to show off his dance moves as the song Purple Haze blared out. Everyone on the crowded dance floor stopped and watched as Jeffrey made a futile attempt to . . .
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December 02, 2008 05:26 PM EST --
Most folks in Anderson City said Fall had come early in 1989 and this launched an idea in Jonas Streeb's mind. Jonas was always thinking, reading or writing something down in a brown . . .
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December 25, 2007 02:01 AM EST --
Well, I had to hurry Santa was almost on his way. I read the naughty list and came across the following names. First I saw Marianne K and wondered what she could have done, but thankfully Santa had . . .
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October 01, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
It was Saturday night and a half hour before Bessie would jump to stardom. Russell was getting nervous because Wilma was milking Bessie. The restaurant needed more milk to make lattes. Finally she got . . .
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November 13, 2008 03:03 AM EST --
I was full of...: I'll try to be delectable and not say a crude word with the same number count as snow. I just can't go unless I have the special brand that doesn't tell me I have hemorrhoids. . . .
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October 03, 2007 04:33 AM EDT --
I stood amazed and watch the dancing and all the windows get fogged up and Fred was gently teaching a few steps I had never heard of. Fred then asked Wilma to catch him from a dance move where he jumped . . .
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October 24, 2007 05:37 PM EDT --
We had safely landed, but I really did not know how, so I looked out the window and said, 'Holy purple cow!' The woman closest to me asked me if I was from India, then said, 'My name's . . .
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November 28, 2007 05:08 AM EST --
The Queen of Dandelions stood in my front yard
She was planting her seeds, my dog barked hard
I said you're naughty, she gave me a finger salute
Then moved on to my neighbor, not home but at work . . .
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